Golden Dong Share definition Flag The ten inch gold plated dildo that is awarded yearly to the victor of Destroy Dick December}. "Dude, did you hear it?! David won triple d, hes about to be awarded the golden dong!" Golden Dong by Synth 2 September 8, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the Golden Dong mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch