Ecosia 

Internet search engine that magically converts your greed for celebrity nudes into trees.

You: "Ema Watsen nude scenes " -> Ecosia: *Can't believe we are planting trees for that* "Did you mean: Emma Watson nude scenes"?

Ecosia by JonRow May 23, 2019

Ecosia 

A Search engine that turns your searches of cats to a tree the 45th time.

Dude 1: Hey Bro try this search engine called Ecosia
Dude 2: I tried! It’s great!

Ecosia by Qpwoeieurythdbsjksaodxnshcvhjd February 12, 2021

Ecosia 

Search engine for the real G's

Sam: "Yesterday i looked for the average penis size on Ecosia"
Arno: "Damn son, you a real G"
Mo: "Sam's weiner is huge"

Ecosia by saschi09 March 28, 2022

Ecosia 

A search engine that plants trees for searching the web, it uses 80% of its profits for planting trees that helps the environment, it usually takes 45 searches to plant 1 tree.

Guy 1: did you hear about ecosia, it plants trees for searching the web. Guy 2: wait what I have to stop using Google and use Ecosia Guy 1: that’s my boy

Ecosia by asdf1234456 April 29, 2021

ecosia 

An ecological browser that everybody seems to be using lately

Friend: Bro, i'll google it.
Friend2: No way, use ecosia, it's better for the enviroment!

ecosia by de bappende fapper February 1, 2017

Eyosias 

Smart and kind person who is a natural leader. Exhibits leadership skill from early childhood.

He is like Eyosias. My boss is Eyosias

Eyosias by YoAnt May 3, 2019

Eyosias 

Kindest person you’ll meet. Has a great smile and a great laugh. Always knows what’s up and will check in on you. Super talkative and will never make you feel awkward. He loves Christmas like a little kid so don’t ruin it for him. Warning: Might occasionally go bald and he falls asleep at random times.

Girl:“Did you see that guy at lunch?”
Girl:“Yea that was Eyosias he’s so sweet.”

Eyosias by Not Marlin but Dory November 24, 2021