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folger by Mushuweasel September 7, 2005
(vt.) To change something without informing anyone. First used in Guild Wars, which implemented a streaming patch system that would stealthily introduce updates to the game.
"We've secretly folgered this definition page with a fake one. Let's see if anyone notices."
folger by Phillip Nunez September 7, 2005

Folger's Morning

Have your significant other drinks 1 to 2 pots of black coffee. Then set up a box fan and set it on high. Lay down naked in front of it and start jerking off, as she defecates on the other side of the running fan, spraying her caffeinated fecal love upon you.
The Folger's Morning left me needing a shower.
Folger's Morning by Satsusickryu August 17, 2012

Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program 

da place where all da bitchez come to learn da language of loooove.

we also study this dead guy named Bill Shakes. It's pretty awesome. All the bitchez are smart and nerdsy, and all of them are gorgeous.

at least 3 out of the sixteen will be extremely pretentious. and at least 50% of the total male population will be gay.

if youre not a hipster, youre a nerd. if youre not a nerd, youre a sloot.
Sloot: Hey, so you going to the Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program today?

Hipster: yea, I decided to dress like Shakespeare to get in the mood.

Kid #1: ME TOO!

Sloot: OMG. THAT'S SO HAWT.

Nerd: ....I want to be Hamlet.

Entire class: LET'S ALL BE HAMLET

Sloot: naww i wanna be Ophelia. mmmmm Hamlet's meats.

Folger's Morning

Have your significant other drinks 1 to 2 pots of black coffee. Then set up a box fan and set it on high. Lay down naked in front of it and start jerking off, as she defecates on the other side of the running fan, spraying her caffeinated fecal love upon you.
The Folger's Morning left me needing a shower.
Folger's Morning by Satsusickryu August 17, 2012

Junk Folder 

A woman's vagina. Where men want to put their "junk".
When she told me she was wearing matching bra and panties I knew I was going to be filling her Junk Folder.
Junk Folder by Boozecoma December 16, 2014