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Those guys are total fronkert's

That guys a total fronkert
by WillSmurf June 25, 2019
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An olympic sport of Icelandic origin wherein the competitors race a predetermined distance with full boxes of paper strapped to their feet.
"Phyllis narrowly beat Kevin in the first annual flonkerton race in the Dunder-Mifflin Office Olympics, which earned her a gold medal made out of a yogurt lid and paper clips."
by Darth Z. February 5, 2007
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A person who lives to suck farts and fart bubbles by any and all means necessary..
That kid from 3rd period is a Fronker. He was caught red handed Fronking with a straw in the bathtub by his mother.
by Mother Fronker May 12, 2018
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A sport with Icelandic roots, in which one must carry "paper snow shoes" on their feet to stomp their way to the finish line. It directly translates in Icelandic to: "box of paper snowshoe racing"
Phyllis won Flonkerton by using her superior Flonkerton skills to beat Kevin
by 🍑Thiccy🍑 February 3, 2018
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A game made by Pam Beesly that requires two reams of paper that you tape to your feet race to the finish line.
"hey, Pam? You remember that game Flonkerton we played on the Olympics?" Creed: " I still have my medal from that."
by yrnvav June 2, 2018
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A fronker is someone who drinks too much coffee.
A: "Hey don't you think that is too much coffee?"
B: "Nah, I'm a fronker."
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a fronker is someone usually called Hunter
"look at hunter over there he's such a fronker"
by ZackOrSomething November 8, 2020
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