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WEAVE NATION 

Weave nation is an organization that can weave anything. Especially anything from some stupid African named mark. Weave Nation is ready to weave anything and ready to jump anyone on sight.
Weave nation is ready to hurt and or kill Mark on sight at anytime.

weave nation-certified 

If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.
dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3? bro is a goddamn weave nation-certified!
dude 2: yeah, bro is DEFINITELY him.

weave nation-certified 

If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.
dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3 dodging? HE IS TRULY A WEAVE NATION-CERTIFIED, BRAH!
dude 2: hell yeah man, he is definitely HIM.

weave nation-certified 

If someone says they are weave nation-certified, that means that they are REALLY good at dodging stuff. you can throw just about ANYTHING you got, but no matter what, they will ALWAYS dodge, left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical. good luck trying to even hit them in a dodgeball game.
dude 1: bro, have you seen dude 3? he's a goddamn weave nation-certified fellow!
dude 2: yeah, i gotta agree with ya. he will definitely become HIM if he keeps training like dat.

National Snatch Weave Day 

national snatch weave day is on October 23, you just snatch a girls weave.
omg did you know it is national snatch weave day! I’m going to totally snatch mikaylas weave!

National fuck Rhys Weaver day 

Take your booty and place it on Rhys's dick.
Fri, April 13
Let him touch you National fuck Rhys Weaver day.