father penis

Similar to dad dick, a complete and utter dominance of one party over another.

UMBC father penised UVA in the tourney last year.

father penis by a someewhat smart guy January 2, 2019

Featherpenis 

Fellatio provided during the sex act that occurs with the prophylactic still engaged, generally used to relubricate the coital act when the feminine member has lost the ability to naturally lubricate the situation. Can be incorporated with the rusty trombone or the blumpkin.

"Holy sh*t, I was hittin' it from the back while on the stool the other day...and that heina had to give me a mad sick featherpenis blumpkin so I could continue slappin' her jines. Mind you, I had my s*it wrapped up tight!"

Featherpenis by Addy Moogenstein February 28, 2006