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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: .ン.ョ.
.ン.ョ. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

あいうえおかきくけこさしすせそたちつてとなにぬねのはひふへほまみむめもやゆよらりるれろわをん

wow. just wow.

imagine being so bored that you think you can get away with typing the japanese equivalent of “qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

you can obtain this by going downwards in columns from right to left.
Guy 1: あいうえおかきくけこさしすせそたちつてとなにぬねのはひふへほまみむめもやゆよらりるれろわをん
Guy 2: tf

くぇrちゅいおぱsdfghjklーzxcvbんm 

When you're so bored, that you type everything in order on a Japanese qwerty keyboard. Basically, its qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm but on a Japanese qwerty keyboard.
I think I just くぇrちゅいおぱsdfghjklーzxcvbんm

あなたがいません 

日本語のアバダ・ケダブラです 怖いです
英語の翻訳: The Japanese version of Avada Kedavra. Very scary
「あなたがいません」は、命取りの呪文です
Anata ga imasen” is a deadly spell.

qうぇrちゅいおぱsdfghjklzxcvbんm 

qうぇrちゅいおぱsdfghjklzxcvbんm is a symptom of boredom. You will experience the Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm effect, but you will turn on a Japanese keyboard.
I was not expecting to get qうぇrちゅいおぱsdfghjklzxcvbんm after turning on the Japanese keyboard!

アリストン

In Tetris 99 アリストン will try and streamsnipe you. If he gets in a game with you expect to be 4-Wided to your death. To rub it in your face he will go on to win the match in spite of you.
I got streamsniped by アリストン…