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cartlebark 

v. The act of blowing a massive vape cloud of your favorite sativa strain under the stall divider and into the lap of the poor vulnerable schmuck with his pants down who, when you first entered the restroom, you determined to be mid-shit and unable to chase you. n. cartlebarggor: A person who routinely readies a vape rig upon entering public restrooms.
Wife outside bathroom waiting: Honey, did you sneak and get high while you were in there? You smell like a skunk sprayed the first 3 rows at a Phish show!

Husband: Fuck no, some douchebag cartlebarked me just as I started to take a dump.
cartlebark by Art Cartlebark August 21, 2023
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A person who ships soulmates.

Named after the ship of Carol Peletier and Daryl Dixon on AMC's hit show The Walking Dead, Carylers are known as the biggest group of shippers in The Walking Dead fandom. They are a diverse group of people who ship out of love. Due to this they are the constant target of harassment, bullying and attempts at defamation by a small group of people who are actively anti-shipping out of jealousy, ageism and not believing in the love between soulmates.
A: Daryl and Carol are soulmates.
B: I can't wait for them to finally find happiness together.
A: You're such a Caryler.
Caryler by Farahsofar August 4, 2020

Carole Baskin 

My name is Joe Exotic and Carole Baskin, fuck that bitch
Carole Baskin by CjCoplin April 4, 2020

Carole Baskin 

Quit being such a Carole Baskin. Don’t feed your rich husband to the tigers and keep all of his money.
Carole Baskin by Futangs March 31, 2020
A really nice woman who will be there when you need her most, she is loyal and caring... If you ever find a Carolee hold them tight and don't let go!
I found a Carolee, were getting married friday
Carolee by Bossbroman July 12, 2017
carleah is a very bright girl but stupid at times. She can come off rude but once you get to know her, she will be your best friend. Carleah is very dedicated to her work, school, and family. She does not take any crap from anyone, she speaks her mind. Carleah is very loyal and once she finds her person she in it for real there is no going back.
Carleah is my best friend
carleah by secrectly January 29, 2020