Autodiss

Ability to joke about own misperfections

- I am a fat pig.
- Now that’s a hella autodiss!

by Realsmartass May 25, 2018

autodibs

Autodibs is a social media term. Autodibs happens when someone posts a picture of an attractive human being on any form of social media, when the picture is posted autodibs takes effect and applies to the poster of the picture.

Guy 1: Daaaaamn shes fine I call dibs!
Guy 2: Nope I posted the pic so I get the autodibs

by noodlesquid420 December 9, 2015

autopiss mode

When you can't stop pissing after witnessing a "insert uncomfortable situation here"

I went full on autopiss mode!

by Gnom penis January 24, 2018

Autodispatch

Fuck you jim

Autodispatch is a real word

by PeanutButterBilly August 23, 2023