A really long shower or a shower that will last forever. Usually taken when a person needs to think for a very long time about what somebody said to them or when you need to cry endlessly into the water drain.
Max: Send bobs and vagene pls.
Greg: Now that you've said that to me I need to take a showever.

Max: Is John still in the damn shower?
Greg: Yeah, he's been having that showever ever since FilthyFrank left youtube and-
John: WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME!?
Greg: I think we should give him time.
by Ur Mom a Gay February 9, 2018
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g2g take a really fast shower
Showever, I'll be at the club or roller derby in 15 minutes, see ya then.
by Mockie December 10, 2009
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