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Waffle pizza 

When having intercourse with a menstrating woman, place your penis into her vagina. During vaginal intercourse, switch to anal. Ejaculate inside her, then quickly remove and place your dick between her butt cheeks. With your hands, press her cheeks around your shaft and pull back. leaving the mixture of residues in between her butt cheeks.
I thought I was a freak, but Porsche asked me to give her a Waffle Pizza. I was very confused.
Waffle pizza by Wasport September 27, 2017
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I SHIP CHICKEN STRIPS AND PIZZA WAFFLES 

I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough.

eggs plus pancakes plus eggs plus waffles plus pizza plus eggs plus nine thousand potsto chips

joshua: im going to eat eggs plus pancakes plus eggs plus waffles plus pizza plus eggs plus nine thousand potsto chips
billy: what the fuck