twatcrumb 

A female human of low moral character that may leave nasty evidence of their presence, similar to dogs marking their territory.

You can tell by the smell that the twatcrumb's were sitting here.

twatcrumb by Psychiclunchlady August 7, 2017

twatcrobat

noun.

A person with far more energy than the rest of the group, usually at 4:00am, who is loud and bouncy to a degree that is making all others feel tired just by watching them.

"For god's sake, sit down and shut up, you twatcrobat."

twatcrobat by Andrew Doughty September 24, 2007

Twatcrumpet 

The name given to someone who is just so ridiculously pointless and annoying that 'Twatcrumpet' is the only way to sum them up.

Sat on the bus next to a 40yr old whorebag in double denim and a silly twatcrumpet taking up two seats with her rolls of fat.

Twatcrumpet by grwg94 June 4, 2011

TwatCrumpet 

Another way to say “vagina” or the female reproductive system.

He looked at her and said, “Whooping the ol trolly in the Twatcrumpet”

TwatCrumpet by Britt Nicole 98 October 25, 2019