marriage hole 

(n.) A clever euphemism for "pussy".

I totally fucked that broad's marriage hole raw.

marriage hole by Weiner-Head. April 11, 2005

black hole of marriage 

From a singles perspective, it's where all you newly married friends go. If they do fall into the event horizon, they may never be seen again. However, if they are like a rare quasar jet, they may appear at a later time...wanting to hang out all the time.

Man, I haven't seen Jeff since he got married. He must be in the black hole of marriage.

black hole of marriage by what the? August 23, 2006