Double doo 

When you think all your shits out but then another pound comes in heavy

Dude, last night i thought i was finished, but then i had a double doo!

Double doo by Ncg13 April 16, 2017

Double decker doo-ha

First. You start by pouring sparkling water into your beautiful bong. Then you place a layer of THC in your bowl. Then you’ll layer some weed. Then top it with some more THC. ENJOY BY SMOKING TILL THE DAY ENDS!

I’m gonna smoke a double decker doo-ha tonight!

Double decker doo-ha by Theawkwardpiza October 23, 2018

double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm 

The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.

"Jesus-pleesus!"
"Yeah, that's what they all say."

double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

double-door bakery 

Simply Pooping on the vagina then perform sex....the next time she goes poop she will poop out both ends.

Susie enjoyed her double-door bakery the next morning.

double-door bakery by Bill Dance September 30, 2006

Double Dookie

1. When one is about to get off the toilet after a bowl movement, then realizes it is not over.

2. Having attended a prestigious University in the South for two degrees.

1. You would not believe the size of the crap I just took; I thought it was over...but it was a double dookie, and just kept on coming.

2. I was the only double dookie in my graduating class.

Double Dookie by peezdets October 31, 2011

Drop a double doogan 

To produce a large bowel movement, usually taking at least twenty or so minutes.

Man, I'm sorry that I destroyed your toilet, but I had to drop a double doogan dog!!!

Drop a double doogan by BEN GIPSI November 30, 2009

double door ass

A person with an ass so large that they must open both doors to fit through

Friend 1: Whoah, she's massive
Friend 2: Yeah, she's got a double door ass

double door ass by ungrateful bastard August 22, 2011