gurhurt Share definition Flag A gurhurt is a normal person who does something so astoundingly asinine that we have to stop and shake our heads. I can't believe you sunk your car whIle pulling your boat out of the water, you are such a gurhurt. gurhurt by homerj07 March 8, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the gurhurt mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch