Studied memeology for 10 years, earning his PhD at Sheridan.
He is able, with 100% accuracy, to classify each meme presented to him as dank, good, or just plain bad.
His only weakness is that he can't make his own memes and resorts to editing videos in hopes that someday he will make it to the top of r/youtubehaiku.
Dates girls his age, but only if they look like they're 10.
Low key supporter of Hamas.