Person 1: West Virgina, almost heaven mountain mamma.
Person 2: Just take me home to the place I belong!!!
Person 1: AHHHHHHHH
Person 2: AHHHHHHHH
Person 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10: AHHHHHHHHHH
Person 1: West Virgina, almost heaven mountain mamma.
Person 2: Just take me home to the place I belong!!!
Person 1: AHHHHHHHH
Person 2: AHHHHHHHH
Person 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10: AHHHHHHHHHH
A west virgina water slide is when your ramming your bologna poney into your inbred west virgina sister and her fish flaps are so foamy it creates a waterfall that trickles down and lubricates her dirt star.
When someone says “West Virginia” you just break out singing starting at “mountain mama”
So,
Person: I’ve been to West Virginia-
You: MOUNTAIN MAMAAAAAAA, TAKE ME HOMEEEEE COUNTRY ROADSSSSS