zoomspplj 

1. Probably to work
2. A forceful or speedy ejaculation.

zoomspplj is derived from the t9 on an AT&T cell phone. It was likely contrived in an attempt to spell "wrok."

Hi Katie. I can't seen to make this zoomspplj.

zoomspplj by Slashity January 11, 2008

zoomsplat 

First introduced by DJ Buddha of Paragon Radio.

-The act of teleporting a flying character to your position, at least 3 miles up, causing desired sound.

I was on my way there and you fuggin' zoomsplatted me!

zoomsplat by Bob the Mercenary May 22, 2004

zoomsplat 

first you zoom really fast and then you splat into something lol like durr didnt you know that???? durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Im hot call me at zoomsplat

zoomsplat by moco kids durr June 3, 2005