zomgold 

A means of describing something as very old. Uses the internet slang term "zomg" coupled with "old".

Can occasionly be mistaken as a means of favorably describing something in the zombie fiction genre (probably due to the fact that it is pronounced ZOM-GOLD). This is incorrect usage.

"Travis was like 'all your base are belong to us' and I was just like 'zomgold, fool!'".

zomgold by Marv Levy January 14, 2006

zomgoldfish 

No one quite knows how it began, but a goldfish attached itself to a "ZOMG" during the great "ZOMG!" wars in #[e-mail] long ago.

ZOMGoldfish! another bot bites the dust..!

zomgoldfish by keibe May 13, 2005

Zomgolocaust 

A ZOMG so big that it is holocaustic and destroys the whole universe!!!!!

YOU JUST GOT ENGAGED?? ZOMGOLOCAUST!!!!!!

Zomgolocaust by Invader_tak404 May 22, 2025