zomgold

A means of describing something as very old. Uses the internet slang term "zomg" coupled with "old".

Can occasionly be mistaken as a means of favorably describing something in the zombie fiction genre (probably due to the fact that it is pronounced ZOM-GOLD). This is incorrect usage.

"Travis was like 'all your base are belong to us' and I was just like 'zomgold, fool!'".

zomgold by Marv Levy January 14, 2006

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zomgoldfish

No one quite knows how it began, but a goldfish attached itself to a "ZOMG" during the great "ZOMG!" wars in #nipponsei@rizon.net long ago.

ZOMGoldfish! another bot bites the dust..!

zomgoldfish by keibe May 13, 2005

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zomgold • zomgoldfish • Zomgolocaust

Zomgolocaust

A ZOMG so big that it is holocaustic and destroys the whole universe!!!!!

YOU JUST GOT ENGAGED?? ZOMGOLOCAUST!!!!!!

Zomgolocaust by Invader_tak404 May 22, 2025

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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