winceism 

a random bad memory that enters your mind, causing you to wince.

Joe: "Ugh, I just remembered when I refused a date with the hottest girl in school because I had a stomachache."

Greg: "Oh, that's the worst winceism I've ever heard."

winceism by Cappn Rock July 27, 2010

wineism 

The dawn of a new era of wine appreciation.
Taking wine from the class to the cult status.

iv got my wineism in place, don't teach me the mannerism.

wineism by centerOcyclone June 25, 2008