wet squat Share definition Flag When you go to take a shit and it insists on splashing water up and getting your ass wet. Person 1: what's one thing that you hate first thing in the morning? person 2: having a wet squat. wet squat by 33Gibby77 October 28, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the wet squat mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
