weasel turd 

1. "Weasel Turd" is a song shown once you end the game Stronghold Crusader (look it up).

"OOHAAAAAOOOHAAOHHA" <- Screaming weasel turd

weasel turd by Sam Muench April 1, 2008

Turd weasel 

A small rodent type weasel/mouse who is often shown to be present by the droppings (feces) left behind.

We must have a turd weasel under the sink, I see all the droppings.

Turd weasel by Bufort T Cockles October 29, 2018