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washing the dogs 

A sexual act where a male participant inserts both testicles up the anus of his partner - be the partner male or female.

Allegedly so called because the act resembles the challenge of washing two dogs, at the same time, in the same bath tub.
I was washing the dogs. No sooner had I got one in, and turned around to get the other, the first one popped out so I was back to square one...
washing the dogs by bathbadgerking January 22, 2010
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washing the dogs 

Washing the Dogs is one of the tasks we always say our colleugues are carrying out when Living the Dream or Working from Home. It indicates that they are not really working but actually doing something less boring instead
'Where's Anthony Pond Today?'

' He's Working from Home Washing the Dogs '