v-chest Share definition Flag A shirt worn by douchebag hipsters or the French which has a v-neck cut that extends down below their nipples for no goddamned reason. "Look at that French Guy. I can see his belly button in that v-chest." v-chest by Brauny January 15, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the v-chest mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch