The University of Washington aka the best college on the planet. Home of the Huskies . Future bosses of Wazzu grads. If you see someone sportin purple and gold they're probably smarter, sexier, and better than you.
The University in Waterloo, Ontario which is home to the largest population of the most ugly students to ever walk the earth.
Recent studies have shown that 90-95% of the students at UW are ugly as sin.
1. Today class we learn about ugliness. We will take a field trip to UW.
2. The students at Western laugh at the ugly-ass students at UW.