turdfood

This noun is used to politely describe something that someone less mannered may have called "fuckin' shit."

Billy: So will you please play drums for me?
Carmando: Man, I'd like to, but seriously, this song is turdfood. Go get some garbage cans and a broken metronome.

by Joe GB August 4, 2007

turdoodie

A turkey stuffed with fecal matter. It is usually eaten on thanksgiving and can also include a variety of other ingredients such as a whole onion, carrots, or even cornbread stuffing.

This thanksgiving we served a beautiful turdoodie to our guests.

by tofurkeyman November 25, 2011