turd nest Share definition Flag To lay out toilet paper or tissues in the toilet for your shit to land on when it comes out of your ass. This usually minimizes swirl marks in the bowl upon flushing. I laid out a nice turd nest when I was about to take a shit. turd nest by FrankL69 October 15, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the turd nest mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch