tubsittin 

tubsittin: (v.) the act of escaping stress by retreating to a waterless shower pot

I've had a long day, so I'm going to get my blanket and do some tubsittin.

tubsittin by tubsittin July 21, 2014

Tapsitting 

The act of obtaining pleasure by means of sitting on a hand tap for a keg.

Screw girls let's go sit on a tap (tapsitting).
I don't want to dance tonight, I just want to go tapsitting.

Tapsitting by Spreading the love January 13, 2009

Tubsitis 

A horrible pathogenic disease that attacks the victims brain. It makes the victim long for food on a continuous basis until the victim eats themselves to death.

Doctor: I am sorry Miss. Read but you have a serious case of Tubsitis.
Patient: Oh f*ck knuckle!! *Says whilst eating a large pizza*

Tubsitis by HardcoreDanal October 20, 2015