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Looking at tractors

Euphemism for looking at porn in the workplace. Regional term currently limited to Westminster but has been growing in popularity.
"I was looking at tractors” Neil Parish, MP for Tiverton and Honiton (30 April 2022)

tractorsexual 

1. one who is sexually attracted to tractors

2. when you want some tractor lovin'.....
The Quaker moved to Vermont in hopes they would legalize human-machinery marriage because he was a tractorsexual.
tractorsexual by RLyndon February 3, 2010

tractorsexual 

When a person or a group of people are sexually attracted to a tractor.
i identify as a tractorsexual
tractorsexual by matchaM28 October 20, 2018

Tractored 

Its when your so smashed that when you wake up your still a little drunk. So drunk, the rest of the day your extrememly buzzed until the evening.
After Drinking The 1/3 Of A Gallon Of Vodka, I woke up "Tractored"
Tractored by MR.Se7en April 13, 2008

Tractorer 

Tractorer is looking for a job.
Tractorer by Kerama Marazzi December 24, 2018

Tractored 

ever tired of the overused term “triggered” an attempt was made to switch to targeted. during a spoken mishap tractored came out and it’s been our go to ever since.

to be used in place of triggered.
no one: “opinion!”
me: “TRACTORED!!”
Tractored by NovaSensei May 31, 2019