theater butt 

The stiff uncomfortable feeling you get on your butt when you are sitting in a theater chair watching a movie. It feels like your butt fell asleep.

That movie was so long I got theater butt.

theater butt by ms72 April 13, 2009

buttered theatre girth 

When a young man sneaks his hard girth in the popcorn cup in a theatre and tries to share his "popcorn" with his date. Can wind up with a spontaneous handjob or a slap in the face.

That dork! He slipped me the buttered theatre girth on the first date!! Then what happened? I stroked his buttered peany and he exploded on my dress.

buttered theatre girth by Running out of patience December 9, 2008