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Timothy The Mud Hippo

A little hippo from Guyana that was born from a male who mated with a female hippopotamus. Timothy is a scrumptious, muddy hippo with his nibbly nose, luscious lips and caramelized butt cheeks. He loves food especially fried chicken from KFC. He is smooth with the ladies and is a sweetmon.
Timothy the mud hippo loves his daddy tyrone.

Timothy the mud hippo watches the Simpsons all day long.

Timothy ate all of the fried rice and chowmein.

timothy the guy 

Just an average dude with one curl for hair.
-gets a new job every day
-wants a friend
"Oh Timothy, not again"
"F*** off Timothy"
"Oh crap, it's Timothy the guy
timothy the guy by Ahitsthedudeagain November 26, 2016

Timothy The Spider 

That one STUPID entity in doors that always jumpscares you when you least expect it.
Hmm alright some drawers? Time to loot!
Timothy The Spider: BOOOOOOO!
AAAAAA! FUCK YOU TIMOTHY

Himothy Timothy the 3rd 

A person who is inequivocally the most badass mf around, no denying it, not even you.
Chad 1: Yo bro, did you see that guy hit a kickflip nollie with his Tek-Dek?
Chad 2: Hell yea bro! He's a MFN Himothy Timothy the 3rd fo sho :3

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timothee chalamet and soobin have the same lover??

person: omg timothee chalamet and soobin have the same lover?? i wonder who it is
sabeen jahan: its me losers