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removed from the baked goods list

To be “removed from the baked goods list” is to be “cancelled”.
“Ugh, I can’t believe Lisa backed out of the lease and screwed over her roommates. She’s SO removed from the baked goods list. There’s no way she’s gonna get to eat my delicious cupcakes again”.

The Baker 

A man who takes the privilege of a girl's (or girls') first cream pie.
That man must be a baker with that smile.

I am gonna go to the bakery today.

My boyfriend was the baker for me.

My mom says that she LOVES her baker! I want one too!

The bakery 

After I go to the bakery, I am going to get baked.
The bakery by Xqzzme October 12, 2018

taking the Bakerloo line to Harrow and Wealdstone 

Another terms for anal sex. On maps of the London Underground, the Bakerloo line is coloured brown. Harrow and Wealdstone is the station at the end of the line.
He and Dale Winton were taking the Bakerloo line to Harrow and Wealdstone.

Open the Bakery 

To take a shit. Primarily used to express one's need to defecate in a polite and courteous manner. May also be stated as opening the bakery for business.
Mexican was not the best idea for lunch today. I am going to need to open the bakery within the hour.

Let's take a quick break from the meeting if we can. I need to open the bakery for business. Let's start again in about 10 minutes.
Open the Bakery by Eaton Holgoode August 18, 2016

The Baker 

To blow something out, whilst having one arm extended to the sky
He used the baker method to clear out the smoke detector
The Baker by SullyGSXR March 21, 2021