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Tested the battery 

Same as tossing salad. You know you have stuck your tongue on a 9-volt battery.
When we were fooling around last night, I tested the battery.
Tested the battery by JMLHOLT December 6, 2006

Tested Positive 

Having a big dick
Marty tested positive... for having a big dick
Tested Positive by Cheeseconeys October 18, 2022

Tested Positive 

Getting positive results on a medical examination for diseases, meaning you have that disease/health problem.
Guy 1: Bro, I tested positive for HIV! I'm doomed!
Guy 2: Thankfully my HIV tests came back negative.
Tested Positive by DaExplosion August 28, 2023

Get Tested HIV/AIDS Awareness 

A cause under the thuggizzle Cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle.
You can go get checked through the Get Tested HIV/AIDS Awareness program

battle tested 

You know your way around the streets, you’ve seen the shit you needed, you’ve done your dirt and you’ve got out alive. You’ve been to war with your neighbors, fought through rough times. More importantly, you stay silent.
You’re brothers pretty wise.
Yeah, he’s battle tested.
battle tested by GTPxEOE June 1, 2019

Mad Tested. 

When you tell your significant other you did something that you're thinking of doing soon but haven't actually done yet so you can see exactly how mad they will get when you actually do it. Should they get REALLY mad you pretend it was a joke and don't do it.
Mad Tested. = Dude I totally Mad Tested my girlfriend last night and she wasn't all that mad so I'm going to skip that boring thing with her and her family this weekend and meet you at the bar instead.
Mad Tested. by Monstopher March 7, 2013