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Aractis Testus 

A small spider that crawls into your penis while you sleep. It lays eggs in your testicles. These eggs will hatch as you ejaculate.
My friend jus got the Aractis Testus
Aractis Testus by Tado ass December 6, 2019

ba'al teshuvah 

Hebrew. (Lit. 'Master of Repentance'). A Jew who was raised outside the Orthodox tradition, who subsequently adopted Orthodox Jewish customs.

Often abbreviated BT ('bee tee'), especially when spoken.

Fem. form is ba'alas teshuvah (Ashkenaz) or ba'alat teshuva (Sephard).

Plural is ba'alei teshuva.
When Sam became a ba'al teshuvah, he started to observe the sabbath, and now he eats only kosher food.
ba'al teshuvah by Ploni Almoni Doe December 4, 2010

ba'al teshuvah 

A Jew who becomes more frum later in life. Plural is ba'al teshuvot.
No more calamar' for the ba'al teshuvah.
she bought a teshser the other day
teshser by double t August 17, 2007
Someone very chill low key, live life to the fullest and leave no regrets yea that name explains alot it's very powerful and ambitious oh the beauty of one name.
Hey John I'm looking for a great place to go but can't seem to figure it out
John- I'm sure teshuan knows a great place call him!
teshuan by Deundry December 19, 2016
damn i love this guys teshurr
teshurr by Raging Revine July 9, 2017