temazepalm 

Hand-induced insomnia relief. Works much like temazepam, but is applied with much more friction and enthusiasm.

"It was so hot last night I couldn't sleep, even with three generous doses of temazepalm."

temazepalm by Tim AU January 11, 2009

temazepam 

A benzodiazepine. Hypnotic, used to treat insomnia. Very addictive.

Temazepam - that's good stuff. Now if only I could get off it...

temazepam by theprince January 4, 2006