teletically 

Making someone think your way through the use of large rocks and your mind.

person 1: you cant make me believe you
person 2: yes i can
person 1: prove it
person 2: teletically making you belive (picks up large stone)
person 1: nothings happe... OH GOD MY FACE, THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

teletically by Keaton May 8, 2006

Testically 

Technically but it’s testically speaking

Testically I have a fat cock

Testically by Lamar Scrôdum November 18, 2020

telephically transmited desease

When one has phone sex and they get some sort of desease.

Chloe: Hailey your going to get telephically transmited desease after all this phone sex
Hailey: I think I have a yeast infection?

telephically transmited desease by Clodoh July 19, 2009