teleconference 

A method utilized by corporations to escalate bureaucracy.

Let's schedule a teleconference to discuss how we can more efficiently schedule teleconferences

teleconference by michael February 23, 2005

telecumference 

The act of masturbating while working remotely (particularly during quarantine). This may involve watching porn in lieu of logging into a Zoom meeting.

Dude, my wife walked into my home office and caught me with my pants around my ankles in a telecumference.

telecumference by anonymous October 15, 2020