taint slam 

the act of punching somebody in the taint

That ho-bag makes me so mad i wanna taint slam her

taint slam by Zbuckley May 17, 2007

Taint Slam 

An extremely unfortunate event.

I just found out I owe $3800 in taxes this year - what a taint slam.

My ex-girlfriend is dating my brother - taint slam!

Taint Slam by thorass March 24, 2011

taintslave

Someone who worships, pays homage to, or is generally in servitude to the taint.

I just saw Gears of War, it was awesome.

I don't want to hear about it yet, you taintslave.

taintslave by fakkedap June 29, 2006