swoon flu

When you are so enamored by something, it leaves you bedridden.

Friend A: I couldn't even get out of bed today.
Friend B: Why come?
Friend A: I think I came down with a serious case of swoon flu after googling Zac Efron for hours upon hours.

swoon flu by SexyLexy1234 May 7, 2009

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swoop flu

Having or contracting an std.

You look like you burning did you catch a case of the swoop flu.

swoop flu by PlayboyR January 2, 2014

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Spoon the fluffy exists, go home

Spoon the fluffy exists... go home

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Spooning on a log flume

Wanna flume spoon at Alton Towers?

Flume spoon by Armadillopoop November 4, 2016

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