stooleys 

Midwestern term for psychedelic mushrooms, derived from the word toadstool. A term used only by experienced "shroomers" when trying to locate some magic. The stooleys are used for personal enlightenment, feelings of HD vision and color enhancement are common while enjoying the best 6 hours of your life.

"Hey man, you know where I can get any stooleys?"

stooleys by Matt Awtum December 7, 2006

Stooley

1. Someone who can’t fight so they stir the pot the call the authorities when they’re treated in kind.

2. Someone with poor hygiene, to the level of feculence (from “stool” meaning feces)

3. A pedophile to hang downrange

1. “It’s wild that the others found out the stooley was also a pedo; they shanked him into an unrecognizable state.

2. “Get that stooley out of here! The women are complaining about the smell”

3. “Sub-MOA groupings at 50 yards on a stooley; excellent shot!”

Stooley by Johnathan Weste December 3, 2025