squirrel finder 

A person who has one eye that is a little askew. When making small conversation with this person it's quite difficult as that one is looking for a squirrel in a tree.

Holy sh*t hot suppa if wasn't for that crazy chicks squirrel finder she might be worthy of you throwing her a bone.

squirrel finder by Eddie Money Rocks April 14, 2021

Squirrelfinger 

To quickly swipe one's finger up a girl's crotch to see if she's wet meaning she's interested in you. It's a quick fluff and a puff up a muff.

He couldn't tell for sure whether she was into him, so he gave her a quick swipe with the squirrelfinger to be sure.

Squirrelfinger by Agent 00Squirrelfinger October 21, 2008