spuncle 

Sperm donor who takes the role of an extended family member in the resulting offspring's life.

There were four adults who took the kid to see the pediatrician -- two parents, a grandparent and the spuncle.

spuncle by family boy January 13, 2009

Spuncle 

When a mom/daughter team marries two brothers...the wife's hubby is her spouse and uncle. Ergo, 'spuncle'

Take that, MB!

'I love you, my little spuncle'

Spuncle by ShoeGirl119 September 1, 2011

spuncle 

a word that people use to describe their special needs uncle. basically if you but "sp" in front of anything it makes them special.

Person 1: Hey Spaddie hows your spuncle doing???
Person 2: GREAT thanks for asking!

spuncle by duxksubs June 22, 2019

spuncle 

A space uncle; one's uncle from space.

"Hey, Space Daddy Adam. How's Spuncle Zac?"

spuncle by Jairys November 18, 2020

Spunkler 

An universal, versatile word (neologism) for everything. Originated from the Sacha Baron Cohen movie 'Bruno' with influence from the German language.

Noun: spunkler (male), spunklerin (female)
Verb: spunkeln, verspunkeln
Adjective: spunkler, spunklig, spunkelbar

If someone fucks something up people might talk about it like this:

Spunkler #1: Hey this f'n spunkler totally verspunkelt it.
Spunkler #2: Yeah, he's such a spunkler.

Famous german saying: Im dunkeln ist gut spunkeln.

Spunkler by Bavarian Spunkler November 25, 2009

Spunched up

Beaten to a pulp. Thrown over a balcony. Completely demolished.

If you don't be quiet, you are getting spunched up so hard your farts are going to rip out of your ass.
I'm going to spunch you up!!!!

Spunched up by ProsperaProserpina84 August 15, 2019

Spungletrumpet 

n. (slang)

Penis. Etymologically related to spungle.
Mostly heard when referring to mundane uses of the penis, or when ridiculing others.

Rarely used in medical references or textbooks nowadays.

"Ouch! I appear to have trapped my spungletrumpet in my fly zip."

"His spungletrumpet wasn't really worth a second look, Mum"

Spungletrumpet by Spungletrumpet April 1, 2010