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Snoring Starfish 

The snoring starfish is the name given to a sexually destroyed female who has assumed the starfish position and passed out. Unlike regular snoring, the snoring starfish gains its famous name from the small but potent spunk bubble queefs that are emitted from her creampied vagina.
"Holy shit dude, I took this tinder date home last night.. I was debating asking her out on a second date but then she became a snoring starfish..."

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

The only real and legit way of ending any haiku.

This sentence must at all times be used to end a haiku, ignoring the sentences that came before it.

snowing in hawaii 

when someones brastrap is showing
snowing in hawaii by Ju_Ju_Bear March 14, 2009

Snowing in Paris 

It is a modification of the Eiffel Tower in which there are 2 or more additional male participants who are surrounding the center of the tower while performing circle jerk. The cum is to symbolizing the snow.
Did you see her after it was snowing in Paris?
To overwhelm with insincere talk, especially with flattery.
In The Catcher in the Rye, by J.D. Salinger, the narrator tells about Stradlater's technique of "giving girls the time".

"But old Stradlater kept snowing her in this Abraham Lincoln, sincere voice, and finally there'd be this terrific silence in the back of the car."
Snowing by Amerz August 24, 2006

snoring boring

really really boring... so boring as to make you crash so hard that you would snore
i tried to watch that movie castaway with tom hanks, but it was snoring boring
snoring boring by littleB-) June 30, 2009