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Captain Stabbin' 

A Porn made by Reality Kings (Not Bang Brothers as Family Guy suggests.) in which a guy wearing a Captian's Hat has anal sex with a bunch of chicks on a boat.
This is the reference to it on Family Guy.

Woman: Hello, Fundamental Industries. How can I help you?
Brian Griffin: Yeah... Uh... Is this... Is this Bang Brothers?
Woman: Yes.
Brian Griffin: Oh, okay. I-I'd like to cancel my subscription.
Woman: Uh, what's your name?
Brian Griffin: Brian Griffin.
Woman: And which site did you belong to?
Brian Griffin: Uh, Captain Stabbin'.
Woman: And how are you spelling that?
Brian Griffin: Uh... Um, Captain, full word, then Stabbin', S-T-A-B-B-I-N-Apostrophe.
Woman: Okay, I'm checking.
Brian Griffin: You know, instead of a G at the end.
Woman: I'm sorry sir, I'm not finding that site. Uh, what was the subject matter?
Brian Griffin: Um, uh... A guy doing chicks on a boat in a, uh, a captain's hat.
Woman: Okay, I'm checking.
Brian: The uh... The passengers had just signed up for a tour of the harbor, and um... And all that stuff happened.
Captain Stabbin' by MewWinx96 October 6, 2012
Related Words
Hey babe wanna catch a stabbin
you up for a stabbin
oooo imma stab you good
stabbin by Revenynt March 12, 2010

stabbin' puppies 

The high pitched squealing sound your girlfriend or wife makes whilst having really amazing sex.
Last night when I was fuckin' my girlfriend her mom said it sounded like we were stabbin' puppies!
stabbin' puppies by sdavis January 1, 2008
a cross breed of a snake and a rabbit. it hasn't been proven that they really exist, but it hasn't been proven that they really don't.
"Dude I went hunting and I saw a snabbit in the forest!!" "What's a snabbit?" "A snake and a rabbit!" "That's pro."
snabbit by eerisedsaysshutupkevin January 12, 2010

stabbin cabin 

An accomodation, usually a home or other residence, in which a man has sex with a woman.
I took her back to my stabbin cabin and she got assworked.
stabbin cabin by Big Steve September 4, 2003

Rusty Stabbin 

The act of pouring hotsauce down the length of your cock before you drive it into your partners anus.
Last night my man gave me a Rusty Stabbin and now flames shoot out of my ass when I fart.
Rusty Stabbin by Cacaman5 September 9, 2010