smishmammered 

Inspired by the movie knocked up with their smishsmortion clinic and a long night of drinking. Its the level of drunk past being hammered but before being totaly wasted. Originates from the Le Cordon Bleu, Las Vegas.

Guy One: Last night I was so smishmammered that I slept with my ex.
Guy Two: Dude she is a hoe fo sho.

smishmammered by Di Jota February 8, 2009

Shismammered 

A combination of the words shit-faced, smashed, and hammered; used to indicate extreme inebriation beyond the point that one of aforementioned words suffices to sufficiently express one's physical and mental state.

He drank about 4 Four Lokos.. I think he's shismammered.

Shismammered by LampshadeStylist October 12, 2010

smashammered 

When you are at the point of intoxication far beyond smashed or hammered.

Man 1: Dude, how was the party last night?

Man 2:I can't remember, I was smashammered last night...

Man 1: I'll just assume it was good.

smashammered by Spencestar March 17, 2011