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Female 7-11 employees who like to date police officers. Usually they woo them with free coffee, donuts, and other treats.
He started dating the slurpee slut he met last week.
slurpee slut by Michele F. September 19, 2008
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Slutty Slurpee

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A sexual act where one takes a drinking straw and lubricates it by inserting it into the aroused vaginal canal. That person then takes the straw and inserts it into the rectum and they begin to consume the fecal matter within the rectum with sed straw.
Pizza guy: Hey gurl, want some chocolate with that pizza?

Slut: I'll slurp that shit up. (Quite literally in this case)

Pizza Guy: Slutty slurpees up in this bitch!
Slutty Slurpee by The Troll of Polska January 15, 2013
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Slutpee

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A gross substance.
Dude... I wouldn't sit on that - it's probably covered in slutpee.
Slutpee by Dddddddddddddmama September 11, 2011
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