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Sloppy Balls

Two known definitions:

1. Just how it sounds-- testicles that are far from well-kept.

2. A delicious British snack, typically cornmeal formed into a ball-form, tossed and coated in a honey glaze.
1. Man, that dude had some sloppy balls. They were dirty, sweaty, and some parts had long pubes while others were completely shaved.

2. Yes, waiter, I'll have an order of the sloppy balls please.
Sloppy Balls by theseandownthemiddle September 3, 2010

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Slappyball 

An act where one person takes out their testecles and put it over their waistband or belt and go to the nearest female and slap her with them as hard as they can trying to get it as close to her mouth as possible then while she is in shock you fart in her mouth.
Man Tina really just got slappyballed at school today I heard she had to go home.
Slappyball by Weewaa March 7, 2017

SkappyBalls

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SkappyBalls by Marrxcon May 6, 2023

hop on slappyball 

The act of having sex with 5 big oily men
Usually practiced by men who are addicted to gaming.
John : Yo, wanna hop on Slappyball?
John 2 : Sure my fwb

hop on slappyball 

Rough sex using glue and sweat as lubricant. Usually involves 1-5 australian people. Most often performed by young males who possess daddy issues.