shmuggleruff 

A word to replace fuck in a family occasion

"Shmuggleruff!" He screamed as he burnt his hand on the stove.

shmuggleruff by Shaboigen May 9, 2018

smugglemuffin 

1- A small child who steals things
2- Covertly cuddling with somebody
3- A stolen pastry
4- An "ultimate" term of endearment for a special someone

1- "I can't believe my five year old son stole a piece of gum from his sister - he is such a smugglemuffin!"
2- "I found two smugglemuffins ditching class and cuddling under the bleachers."
3- "I made cupcakes this morning before work, only to come home and find one missing. The culprit - ScottieTooHottie - turned my cupcake into a smugglemuffin."
4- "Oh, you're my little smugglemuffin and I'll always love you!"

smugglemuffin by jacques.cousteau November 6, 2008

smugglenuffin 

-to nuzzle vigorously

Brie just totally smugglenuffined me.

smugglenuffin by shes no android November 14, 2006