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Chicago term popularized by youtuber Oprahside, usually describing a male who’s incredibly ugly. Uglier than normal ugly.
“Damn, did y’all see who Maddie popped out with? That is one shmick ass dude.”
Shmick by Fishouttawater24 July 12, 2021
unit of measure equivalent to one one-hundred thousands of a clue
most people don't have a shmick about computers.
shmick by Kwowie August 16, 2011
"Shut up you fucking shmick"

"Nah she a shmick"
Shmick by BigPump0 November 30, 2017
(adj.) a person; usually of low intelligence who wears sportwear and acts in a threatening manner. Refers to an entire underclass of British culture
Colloquialism originating from Belfast but has since been exported nationally.

See also: Chavs, Hoodies, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Kappa Slappers, Skangers, Scutters, Janners, Stigs, Scallies, Hood Rats.
e.g. "here mate, lend us a feg", one would reply; " Step back you Shmick! I've got mace!"
shmick by anonymous author December 28, 2005
Is his dad a mechanic, because he is a MACHINE.An absolute charmer, someone who exudes sexiness naturally. The one and only.
"He was looking awfully shmick, so shmick I wanted to mount him"
SHMICK by specialk152 September 14, 2007
A word that can basically be used in any situation, as any part of speech. Often used as a replacement for the word shit. Also a common nickname or insult.
"Dude that was some good shmick we smoked up last night."

"Fucking shmick, this paper is tough!"

Used as a nice nickname: "Sup Shmick!"

Used as an insult: "Dude you're such a fucking shmick you know that?"
Shmick by Chillyo May 7, 2008